the fact that we walked in and got sooo many shots and drinks bought for us last night thooo…
like I was literally drunk as fuck by 10 o’clock, but we were turned tf up 😜
I made it rain on my best friend in the middle of the club while she gave me the twerk, spilt ciroc on my blouse yet kept laughing, felt a boner while I was twerking, and bagged a bitch/ added some niggas to my phone…
buuut Kayan saved me lol he drove me and my car back to his place, and brought me taco bell & pizza hut
I blow dried my hair yesterday and was standing outside and this girl drives by and yells out the window
" I LOVE YOUR HAIR "
and I’m just like
god i love girl love.
Me: *goes down on her*
Her: “ooo daddy what that pussy taste like”
blindfold him… then tie his hands behind his back … sit him down so he’s nice and comfy, and begin sucking his dick